Couple of days back at Gym another person was accused of trying to look like me. I am seriously tired of people trying to copy me. I mean whats with that really? Here I has compiled a wall of shame of those men who supposedly look like me.

Jesus Christ

Che Guevara

Kunal Kapoor

Marcelo Rios

Sohail Tanvir

Nirmal Pandey

Mangal Pandey

Jason Gillespie

Some historic Poet whose name I cant remember (I was told this by a man who was so old that I did not that he was alive till he opened his mouth)

and so on…

The list continues. What a disgrace! Jeez. When will people understand its not the looks that makes me so awesome. I was born this way! Well imitations will remain imitations, you guys are lucky to have the original!

In other news Indonesia has made porn illegal. That’s it! Cancel my tickets to Bali! Now!
I dont wanna be walking around on streets full of porn depraved men.

PS : Sorry this is just a post I pulled out of my-you-know-what. Trapped between work and house hunting I have no time for an actual post but who knows, a proper post might come up sooner than expected.

PPS : Traveling in BEST buses is not a bad idea. Especially when they are full of girls heading to Mithibai/SNDT college. Saw a real pretty one last week. She was carrying rolls of chart paper so might have been in to arts. hmmmm. Unfortunately her huge bright yellow faux crocodile leather handbag put her wayyyyy out of my league. πŸ˜›

54 thoughts on “Wannabes!

  • Che


    Only reason I would have wanted that bag would have been to gift it to you. It would go really well with your fashion sense πŸ˜›

    Oh well there is one difference that would not require a microscope but then you wouldnt want to see it anyway πŸ˜‰


    I am not conceited. I am a realist.


    If I had dollar for everytime someone said that, I would still be broke πŸ™‚

    @Pseudo Intellectual:

    Yea, it seems that I never go out of fashion.

    Only one who can be insulted is me πŸ˜›

  • d gypsy!

    cm on Che… u can excuse that pretty face -think that she had loads to carry and so she needed a big handbag…:P

    nyways best for BEST-ing and hopin u find a good place soon.

  • Sree

    hahaha…u actually do have a sense of urself and ur mirror do not lie.Gift me ur mirror,i need to know how i look like.Am sure the happiest among the lot would be Jesus with all the wine and booze that goes inside his look alike.Jesus content in heaven atlast,thanks to Che. πŸ˜€

  • Idle Wild

    sue the ones you can. or their stylists, at any rate. the rest… well, if rage threatens to take on ugly proportions, take a deep breath and count to 10 πŸ˜› Good luck πŸ˜›

  • Cess

    he he Jesus, it really depends of the outfit u re wearing, if u are willing to wear only a small whit sheet around ur waist maybe πŸ˜‰
    Not too sure about tanvir or pandey but for sure the Che is ur REAL copycat πŸ˜‰



  • Che

    @d gypsy:

    I had no issue with the size of the bag…


    well i blame it all on the popularity of my blog. Even Jesus foresaw how popular i would become because of my blog and copied me.


    Haha I think the 1000 GW compliment is being repaid πŸ˜›

    @tazeen :

    Well after all its me!

  • Che


    Strangely the copyright laws dont allow you to sue any one if someone copied your style before you even created it πŸ™


    Which is where I get my nickname from, but with me sporting longer hair and beard Jesus is giving Che a close fight.

    @avionic spanker:

    I know but since when is it a crime to do things that a illegal in india πŸ˜‰
    I avoid locals as much as I can πŸ˜›


    Yes I know, but I have full faith in indian judiciary’s effectiveness πŸ˜‰

  • Quicksilver!

    Isamasi – yes
    Che – a bit
    Kunal Kapoor – Ditto
    Marcelo Rios – No!
    Sohail Tanvir – Ummmmm maybe?
    Nirmal Pandey – You in 20 years, if the years haven’t been kind, that is πŸ˜‰
    Mangal Pandey – No way!
    Gillespie – When you are in a bad mood maybe?

    *It’s so much fun to read you and Jhayu exchanging pleasantries* ;)))))

  • Cess

    oh, and let me add 2 un famous copycat too, there is the burger maker next to my house who looks like u too, and a friend of friend who really looks like u except that he is less thin than u πŸ˜‰ jeeeez u re so popular even outside India! πŸ˜€


  • Che


    Copycats can never be cool man.
    be original. be cool. πŸ˜‰

    PS: Now you are a complete man πŸ˜€


    Hell no! What made you think I was gullible enough to let them nail me for the sins of lesser mortals!
    Yes porn is illegal. But having 50 babies, molesting women in public transport and rape is perfectly fine.


    Thats some detailed analysis!

  • Che


    Well I am a rage world over!


    haha. right. i have better things to do than pick up women on BEST buses πŸ˜›


    You left out the blonde wig.

  • copy rioter

    Che, first of all πŸ™‚
    Secondly, if you see that girl again, can you steal that bag for me; would go so well with my shiny yellow shoes. (Actually you being a God, you can just get it without stealing, can’t you?) Just do your bit for our blog-love πŸ˜›

  • Che


    My friend R does, no not the R you are thinking about, I dont use that R for women πŸ˜›


    Thanks! That made me feel awesomer!

    @Copyroti aka Punguin:

    Well I could get you that bag, I am known to grant wishes of lesser mortals πŸ˜›

    Where am I? Either in Kandivali or Santacruz or somewhere in between.

  • Che


    Now I have a 1000 GW smile πŸ˜‰


    Ha Ha Ha. πŸ˜›


    Give me something better to be full off and Ill consider it πŸ˜›


    Someone tell him!

  • Chrisann

    Since I don’t know you personally, the only picture of you in my head is obviously the one that shos up on your profile and my first thoughtwas that you looked kinda like kunal kapoor, then i see your post and wow a lot of people are trying to look like you!!….:P

  • Scribblers Inc

    Jeez…thats quite a bunch…maybe you could form an I Robot army or somethin….

    Scribblers Inc.

    P.S.-The comment has been kept as random as possible with intention of complementing the post.lack of understanding may lead to some serious contempt of court.

  • Che


    Leave him alone with you? Poor guy, who will protect him.


    I could use some minions to help me take over the world.

    PS: blah di blah πŸ™‚

  • Preeti

    Why do you have to bother your brain with such trivial matters…ha…?

    i was about to adjectivize brain with non-existent but… i am nice, unlike some other people

    go take over the world or whatever…

    oh i could kill you…

    hmph!!!! Cad

  • Mansi Trivedi

    Mr. Textual Offender. Love your blog and the hair-do, I must say. So, you are in advertising? what do you work as?

  • Deepali

    Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I though that was my special smile…unique only to me…don’t tell me anyone and everyone can have a 1000 GW smile πŸ˜›

    It’s okay you can have it once in a while πŸ™‚

    Btw I am working on the reach camp post and don’t tell Asfaq but it’s going no where. Anyway I’ll work on it again tomorrow.

    Maybe I’ll see you guys this week. I’ll get you an origami camera or box this time.

  • Che


    I also have some adjectives in mind. Want me to use them? They are not so nice though πŸ˜‰

    @ Ms Mansi Trivedi:

    Why thank you. We like people like you around here πŸ™‚
    I err umm well when I do work am accused of being the copywriter.


    Oh no its 100% unique. You have the copyright to it. Remind me to pay you the royalties when you are here πŸ˜‰

    Haha dont worry I wont tell Asfaq, like I said He came after me for it first.

    Oooh yay! Do come soon.

  • Neeku

    Mr. Offender, I ‘ve been meaning to tell you for so long… par time nahi mila with all the crazy things going around… but yeah…. never have a clean shave… i saw your one of the “clean slate” pic on FB … dude… you were so looking like Sukhiram my family faithful Dhobi back home…

    keep this “Maila” look… looks hot on you ! seriously !

  • mirrorcracked

    LOL… your you-know-what has some pretty neat posts! πŸ˜€
    Unfortunately, imitation remains the best flattery to this day! So, be proud… Er, i mean, prouder than what you already are! πŸ˜€


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