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I sit down to write this after lunch. It has not been a good day till now. Maid didn’t come last night so had to order food. Woke up at 5:45 to realize all plates and glasses were used so had to wash some. Made my usual double egg fry only to realise no Bai meant no Paratha to eat it with. Gah! Had it with bacon and ham. Decided to carry dinner leftover for lunch instead of my usual super sandwich. Got out and Continue reading →

I know you all have been waiting for this second part to come up since forever. But I have been busy lately. Mainly getting drunk, singing while drunk and getting caught in the crossfire of a cake fight in office, thanks to which my hair smells like chocolate right now! I will get in to details of all that after I am done with Goa. So as you all read, or asked someone literate to read out to you, we reached Goa in the wee Continue reading →

I have to start this one with 2 announcements. One, yesterday was Jhayu’s birthday. He is one year closer to hitting puberty. Two, from now Lil Nat will be known as Bunny Singh. Now that we have these out of the way lets get started people, what the hell are we waiting for? Well this part as you can read clearly, if not get your eyes checked, is supposed to tell you what I did in Goa. But it won’t. Then why the fuck am Continue reading →

So did you miss me? Wait wait wait. Your options are: a) Yes! Yes! Oh Yes! b) No. I mean I was sad you werent here but I knew you deserved this break and needed to have fun so I was happy for you (Awww) c) I am so happy I am speechless! d) I love you Manik!

I feel bad. No I really do. Just like a crack dealer who is sent to jail, I am also worried about my clients…errr fans. You see I am leaving today for Goa for a week so I am not sure how you will cope without your, erm, “fix”. All the time I will be in Goa, the guilt will remain with me. Even when I am sipping rum and coke on the beach. Or gorging on calamari at the shacks. I will genuinely feel Continue reading →