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Seanday was Sean’s Birthday. How old is he? I dunno, I cant count that high! Sean has been around for ages and that’s why I call him Old man at times. But thats no excuse for not celebrating his birthday, hell we have been celebrating Jesus’ for 2008 years now and if you carbon-dated sean I bet he would turn out to be younger than that. So I started Seanday by waking him up at midnight to wish him and then hit the bed. Sean Continue reading →

So it’s a new year. Again. Year after year it just keeps happening and there is nothing you mortals can do to stop it. Hmm. Pretty useless aren’t you? Any way I am not here to talk about what I did on New Years Eve because every Paula, Nikki and Sally are talking about it on their blogs. Then what am I going to do? I am going to talk about my first day of the year, which was probably as uneventful as every other Continue reading →

Ho Ho Ho!

Where have I been? No really? What happened to me? Why hasn’t the blog been updated recently? WTF is going on? And so on. Yes I know what all is going through your head. All these questions that keep you up at night. Relax. Now that I am here I am not going to answer them. I would rather give you a review of the last movie that had the misfortune of being seen by me. Quantum of Solace. Casino Royale was interesting. Finally Bond Continue reading →

Couple of days back at Gym another person was accused of trying to look like me. I am seriously tired of people trying to copy me. I mean whats with that really? Here I has compiled a wall of shame of those men who supposedly look like me. Jesus Christ Che Guevara Kunal Kapoor Marcelo Rios Sohail Tanvir Nirmal Pandey Mangal Pandey Jason Gillespie Some historic Poet whose name I cant remember (I was told this by a man who was so old that I Continue reading →